chkno.net

This website is a data dump. I put stuff here for myself or others to be able to retrieve via http. At present, I don't see any reason to attempt to make this into a "user experience" by putting a bunch of pretty graphics between you and the data you might want. So, here's a giant list of links to all the public data accessible on this website.

Use your browser's search function (/, ctrl-f, F3, etc.) if you came here looking for something specific.

Computer-related

• My shell scripts
• A poor man's malloc/free memory profiler, also available for C++ new/delete.
• Local system performance graphs
• Bug reports
• A Super Nintendo controller adaptor
• My ~/.units.dat for units
• A template .html file with the proper css and javascript xhtml-safe escape sequences.
• Explorations in XSLT, including an XSLT messageboard
• tsleep() and wakeup() diagram. Compare to DpcForIsr.
• The implementations of join()/implode() in various programming language standard libraries
• Java sucks!
• A neat movie of an algorithm I created to efficienly estimate cost in an A* bin-packing search
• A image-rollover demo with proper text fallback
• Early dynamic image spam
• Firefox 2.0.0.x memory usage
• Animated screenshot of slime's auto-documentation
• A screenshot of emacs' many calendars
• The maximum number of threads in a single process as a function of stack size in 32-bit x86 GNU with Linux 2.6.something (pre-nptl)
• A package dependency loop involving graphviz, imagemagic, and swig
• The harddrives in Gateway M-285E laptops are held in only by their data+power connector, and tend to come loose and rattle around unless you shove something in there with them (here, a rolled up anti-static bag).

Media

• Pictures
• Recipes page
• "Powered by AJAX" badge
• Fark "photoshops" (gimps, really)
• The 'lisp gives you wings' picture. Also, big and raw.
• The Jolly Packet
• Home cooking is killing the restaurant industry
• A Chu Chu Rocket commercial
• An excerpt from Time Enough for Love on fiscal policy
• A monk meditating with a net of 256 electroencephalography sensors on his scalp. Please email me if you have a better quality version of this image.
• An image and another image of the radish spirit in Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi.
• A screenshot of the word processor in Read or Die
• Order form (higher resolution, for printing) for the Cadet in-wall heater recall. Using this form gets you the 2002 prices, which may be less than the current prices for these replacement models.
• Jesus loves the little zygotes, the full smallpox version.

Social

• The wiki has been shut down due to vandalism. *sigh*
• My email address -- requires client-side xslt to view.
• My OpenPGP key
• Links to other places
• The top-posting sig-rant

Legal

• Comcast's abuse policy
• Google's peculiar notion of "ownership"
• An early version of the zfone license agreement